Scene 1 Two trees have a casual conversation in the heart of a lush forest.
LEAFRED: Hey there Leafrank.
LEAFRANK: Hey there Leafred.
LEAFRED: How've you been? I hear you lost some branches in the big storm a couple days back. That gale sure was nasty.
LEAFRANK: Oh man, I'm still coming to terms with it. I haven't felt this weak since I was a sapling.
LEAFRED: Wow. I'm sorry Frank, it was a real rough storm for all of us big old trees.
LEAFRANK: I just hope those darn deer do their jobs better this year.
LEAFRED: How do you mean?
LEAFRANK: Well they're supposed to be spreading our seeds, but the stupid gits don't always eat my fruit like they're friggin' supposed to.
LEAFRED: Stupid deer.
LEAFRANK: Yeah. If it weren't for them, I'd probably have many more offspring. And that's pretty important when you get to be our age.
LEAFRED: Damn straight. I really do hate those deer sometimes. They can get to be so snooty and all.
LEAFRANK: Let's just hope they do a better job this year... little dweebs they are.
Scene 2
A few minutes later, elsewhere in the woods, two deer get righteously indignant.
DEERDRA: Uch, Deerie, can you believe those obnoxious old trees?
DEERIE: No! They are so mean to us. They should at least make sure that we aren't within earshot when they go and bad mouth us.
DEERDRA: Seriously. Why do they think we don't always eat their fruit? If they weren't such jerks about it, I'd feel more inclined to spread their seeds.
DEERIE: Yeah. I don't like how they think we are here just for the purpose of helping to spread their seeds. We're here to eat fruit and enjoy the landscape. We don't need to help them to propagate.
DEERDRA: True. True.
DEERIE: Geesh. I'm so sick of it... (PAUSE)... Maybe we could... Do a... (THINKING)
DEERDRA: Do a ... what?
DEERIE: Boycott.
DEERDRA: What?!?! How on Earth would we do that?
DEERIE: Simple. We just stop eating those guys' fruit and tell our friends to do the same.
DEERDA: So then they have to change their behavior?
DEERIE: Yeah, I think it will work. Next time the forest council meets we should be able to reach an agreement with them, either that or we keep boycotting and keeping the pressure up on them.
DEERDRA: Alright, let's give it a shot.
Scene 3
Forest council meeting, with a Deer , Tree, and various other creatures of the woods.
LION: (Serious talker, Grandiose mannerisms) Welcome everyone, and thank you for coming to our gathering for the month of August. We gather in a time of great peril, for our forest is under threat. Representative Rabbit, would you like to give your report?
RABBIT: I was scouting around the edges of our forest, when I heard unfamiliar noises. Strange ones, sounds that do not belong in our humble forest.
LEAFRANK: What was it??
RABBIT: Sounds of something different. I dared not leave and track them down, for doing so would require that I leave our part of the forest. But I was curious, incredibly curious, and remained at the edge of our forest to listen for three days. And the sounds grew louder.
LEAFRANK: How much louder?
RABBIT: Well, slowly and gradually the noises grew. Sometimes they would stop. And often when they started it sounded closer. I began to hear... falling trees.
LEAFRANK: You began to hear what?!
RABBIT: Falling trees. That was the only sound I could make out from the din. And I have come to say we must act, we must do something. There is something wrong going on out there, and it's getting nearer.
LION: (Solemn) Thank you Rabbit. We must all put our heads together and plan how we can take precautions. Who here is in disagreement?
DEERIE: I. The old trees are in great peril it seems. However, they have been cruel and degrading towards the deer of these woods for a long time now. I do not propose that we let harm come to them, but I won't help until I know that they will begin to treat us Deer properly.
LEAFRANK: You are just one more threat to us! You won't spread our seeds, trying to put us in harms way!
DEERIE: Only due to your disrespect towards our gender and species. You brought it upon yourselves.
Tree gets angrier, about to holler back, when Lion cuts them off
LEAFRANK: YOU -
LION: QUIET! Do you not understand the severity of our dilemma? We find ourselves threatened by an unknown terror, and you bicker of little things. What will you do if this threat comes to our home? Whine about disrespect or look on in terror as something terrible happens? Trees: you must respect the other creatures that inhabit these woods. Deer: I hope you will end your boycott and once again help our threatened trees. With trees falling, many other crises may come.
Tree and Deer look down in shame, in clear agreement with Lion's decree.
LION: Now, how will we confront this unknown threat that looms closer every day? We must protect ourselves in defense of our habitat, but we have no knowledge of what is actually happenning out there.
RABBIT: It may be time for me to venture out from our part of the woods, to see what is afoot. If I may be so bold.
LION: I hate to ask such a task of you, but the time to organize has indeed come. I have heard stories of other lands, and fear for our home. God speed, Representative Rabbit, god speed.
LEAFRANK: God speed.
DEER: Good luck.
Rabbit nods, turns, scampers off into the woods.
End of play.